After mooching a bite of banana off of Shaun:
Shaun: I forgot I can't eat bananas around the monkey.
Me: (mouthful of banana) Oh, really, well, this monkey is keeping the banana.
Shaun: Give me the back the banana!
Me: No, monkeys don't give bananas back.
Shaun: I did not buy enough bananas for me to share.
Me: You didn't buy any bananas
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