Best moment of the press screening: Jacob aka Taylor Lautner randomly removes his shirt for the first time to show off the muscle he had to achieve for being a proper CGI-werewolf (and how will the poor guy ever get rid of this stuff again?), the female half of the audience collectively breaks out into hysterical giggling. No male voice could be ( Read more... )

Now it's official: I cannot do the calculated delivery date (which is next Tuesday, btw). Why, you ask? Well, it's perfectly simple: I have an invitation for the press screening of New Moon the very next day.

So, No.2, your mother doesn't deliver anything on time anyway - you won't start something that outlandish now, won't you?

Literally ( Read more... )

Jessica's thoughts were suddenly disjointed.

Thanks, I also broke something while skipping throught Midnight Sun. What good is it to live eternally if you're such a bore as Edward (and his whole family)? If this piece of... ahem, literature... doesn't get printed because the dear author is so upset about the leakage that disrupted the... ahem, ( Read more... )

Finished Twilight. Am relieved. What a hell of a relationship, and I mean it quite literally. Never was a person more ready to join a sectarian cult than Bella. Since everyone I know agrees, I will cut further ranting and foaming at the mouth. Save that: I love how the good vampires are beautiful beyound measure and bad, bad James so very avarage- ( Read more... )

... maybe you grew up in a place where they don't talk about the birds and the bees, if the inevitable comes up, but about the socket and the plug. Nevertheless, please repeat after me: it's sexuality, not electricity. All your allusions to electric currences and the like notwithstandig. Where on earth did your sons come from, after all ( Read more... )

Okay, okay, I caved in ( Read more... )