Twilight
Okay, okay, I caved in.
So far, Bella cooks for her father, does the dishes while he watches TV, and cleans the house (one wonders how he survived 17 years on his own or if he fired the housekeeper the second his daughter announced her arrival), after a day at school where everybody save one obvious outsider is friendly and helpful she cries herself to sleep because of the disaster, and her biggest fear is sharing a bathroom with her father (in my university days I was offered a room that shared facilities with the customers of a walk-by kiosk/offie - that is true horror, sweetheart!) and being looked at.
Clearly, for nothing in Stephenie Meyer's writing suggests she's able to create a POV detached from her own experience, being a Mormon woman sucks. Hence the vampire thing. Bella darling, you want to find yourself a therapist, not some Prince Charming with bronze-coloured hair and colour-shifting eyes omg where are the brave editors when the hour of need is there??? who works it out for you. And a burqa, probably.
Oh, and Edward? Something with the wiring of your power-suit is off - women receiving electric shocks when they touch your skin is not the way it should be (this applies to all fanfiction, btw). Might take care of the sparkle, too.
Omg, this smells of repressed female sexuality so much it drowns the giggles, completely. What a sad piece of writing.
Anyone got an idea where to get vol. 2-4 for free download, as I surely won't spend more money on this but of course suffer from train-wreck-syndrome?
So far, Bella cooks for her father, does the dishes while he watches TV, and cleans the house (one wonders how he survived 17 years on his own or if he fired the housekeeper the second his daughter announced her arrival), after a day at school where everybody save one obvious outsider is friendly and helpful she cries herself to sleep because of the disaster, and her biggest fear is sharing a bathroom with her father (in my university days I was offered a room that shared facilities with the customers of a walk-by kiosk/offie - that is true horror, sweetheart!) and being looked at.
Clearly, for nothing in Stephenie Meyer's writing suggests she's able to create a POV detached from her own experience, being a Mormon woman sucks. Hence the vampire thing. Bella darling, you want to find yourself a therapist, not some Prince Charming with bronze-coloured hair and colour-shifting eyes omg where are the brave editors when the hour of need is there??? who works it out for you. And a burqa, probably.
Oh, and Edward? Something with the wiring of your power-suit is off - women receiving electric shocks when they touch your skin is not the way it should be (this applies to all fanfiction, btw). Might take care of the sparkle, too.
Omg, this smells of repressed female sexuality so much it drowns the giggles, completely. What a sad piece of writing.
Anyone got an idea where to get vol. 2-4 for free download, as I surely won't spend more money on this but of course suffer from train-wreck-syndrome?