But I have to remember this before I forget.

"Getting a blow-job from Stephanie Meyer is probably like masturbating with a Dr. Scholl's massaging gel insole.  Sure, it'll probably feel great at first but then you'll cry in shame when you realize what you've done."

Perhaps one day I will talk about why I disappeared again, but that day is not today.  Instead I will talk about something that happened today that has not happened for so long.  And in retrospect after it happened I never felt better.

I was waiting for a bus down at Medical Center to go home.  I had just missed the bus by five minutes and now I was ( Read more... )

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You would think a guy that spends 4 days working and the other three days forgetting he has a job would actually have nothing to write about in a journal on a daily basis. Well I COULD probably avoid making entries but I can always think of something unproductive to write and since it's more or less my journal... it's not really considered ( Read more... )

Well it's actually pretty late, but I felt it necessary to sort of write in this thing for at least a couple of moments. Though admittedly all I did today was work. Yes today was the beginning part of the two days of evening shift I work, here in our city, with tourism being our biggest industry, our inn sells out every weekend in the summer. So ( Read more... )

Ok so I'm awake and I zombie walk myself to the fridge to see nothing to cook. With my car busted I decide to order pizza, mmm pizza. Apparently there is some sort of stupid link between adults my age (more or less considered college age) and the want for ordering pizza. Overall I don't think that relates to me, if I had a choice between cooking ( Read more... )

I decided that before I went to bed I would write another entry. Yes as you could see right now as I wrote this it was 9:48am Central Standard Time, a time that people generally would wake up I am now going to sleep. Such habits can be explainable; I work one of the most reviled shifts ever known to man, the graveyard shift, I generally work ( Read more... )

Ok so apparently now I am user #3525338... man saying that number out loud makes me feel like a total idiot ( Read more... )