Botanical Playstation 2 eating cats
Ok so I'm awake and I zombie walk myself to the fridge to see nothing to cook. With my car busted I decide to order pizza, mmm pizza. Apparently there is some sort of stupid link between adults my age (more or less considered college age) and the want for ordering pizza. Overall I don't think that relates to me, if I had a choice between cooking and ordering pizza... I really would cook, no matter how much it suck. After all you only get better at cooking if you keep working on it.
Anyways I had a dream while I was asleep, I dreamed I was in a scenario much like Resident Evil. I know I was a specific position in the team, but I don't remember it, I do know I was carrying a shot gun and a grenade launcher (so if I were to make an intelligent guess I was probably Rear Guard). So in front of me were 2 assaulters my friends Daigo and Sam carrying automatic weapons (my guess the Mp5) nestled between the 2 of them was our Element Lead Penguin (carrying a M93R), and way in the front was our poor masochistic scout, Beaver (carrying a Rubber Chicken, no really, a rubber chicken).
So the team walks down a dark corridor when the element lead points to a door and says, "This is the door."
After the scout checks it for traps he motions that it's clear, after getting the go ahead from Element Lead, the scout stands in a odd fashion and then breaks the door down using his gut (no I'm not making this up! >:o), apparently we had to do it that way because I dropped the battering ram at the entrance when a zombie attacked me. So the assaulters then enter the open room and notify that it's clear, the scout and lead then enter and after I'm sure that no one is going to attack us I enter the room.
Looking around I notice that this was in fact my room, or a place that looked like my room. Moments later the ground began to shake and a giant evil looking plant came out of the foundation and ate Sam instantly we all started firing at it but the plant was not taking a lot of damage. Out of ammunition in my shotgun I reach for my grenade launcher only to find it missing. I yell in frustration as a vine then grabs me and brings me to plants "mouth" and is about to swallow me. Then from the corner of my eye I see Beaver take a Zippo lighter to his rubber chick, as it quickly catches fire he throws the chicken into the hole I was about to be dropped into. The monster begins to erupt in flame and white light as it begins to die and let me go.
However the plant wasn't done yet it burrowed back into the hole, Penguin yells "Where is it going?!" and I see the ground shift towards my bed. We all run to my bed and turn it over. The plant begins to burst out but this time instead of attack something comes out of it... A cat. Once the cat jumped out of the plant it then went to the Playstation 2 box that I kept under my bed (holding my broken PS2) opens it and starts eating my Playstation 2. I want to hit the cat but my teammates stop me. After he's done he then lies down on his back looks up at me and says, "You remind of myself when I'm naked!"
I then groan, rub my face, and say, "I'm to old for this shit."
And that's pretty much how my dream ended, I don't know what sucks worse my dream or the fact that my pizza has not come yet.
Anyways I had a dream while I was asleep, I dreamed I was in a scenario much like Resident Evil. I know I was a specific position in the team, but I don't remember it, I do know I was carrying a shot gun and a grenade launcher (so if I were to make an intelligent guess I was probably Rear Guard). So in front of me were 2 assaulters my friends Daigo and Sam carrying automatic weapons (my guess the Mp5) nestled between the 2 of them was our Element Lead Penguin (carrying a M93R), and way in the front was our poor masochistic scout, Beaver (carrying a Rubber Chicken, no really, a rubber chicken).
So the team walks down a dark corridor when the element lead points to a door and says, "This is the door."
After the scout checks it for traps he motions that it's clear, after getting the go ahead from Element Lead, the scout stands in a odd fashion and then breaks the door down using his gut (no I'm not making this up! >:o), apparently we had to do it that way because I dropped the battering ram at the entrance when a zombie attacked me. So the assaulters then enter the open room and notify that it's clear, the scout and lead then enter and after I'm sure that no one is going to attack us I enter the room.
Looking around I notice that this was in fact my room, or a place that looked like my room. Moments later the ground began to shake and a giant evil looking plant came out of the foundation and ate Sam instantly we all started firing at it but the plant was not taking a lot of damage. Out of ammunition in my shotgun I reach for my grenade launcher only to find it missing. I yell in frustration as a vine then grabs me and brings me to plants "mouth" and is about to swallow me. Then from the corner of my eye I see Beaver take a Zippo lighter to his rubber chick, as it quickly catches fire he throws the chicken into the hole I was about to be dropped into. The monster begins to erupt in flame and white light as it begins to die and let me go.
However the plant wasn't done yet it burrowed back into the hole, Penguin yells "Where is it going?!" and I see the ground shift towards my bed. We all run to my bed and turn it over. The plant begins to burst out but this time instead of attack something comes out of it... A cat. Once the cat jumped out of the plant it then went to the Playstation 2 box that I kept under my bed (holding my broken PS2) opens it and starts eating my Playstation 2. I want to hit the cat but my teammates stop me. After he's done he then lies down on his back looks up at me and says, "You remind of myself when I'm naked!"
I then groan, rub my face, and say, "I'm to old for this shit."
And that's pretty much how my dream ended, I don't know what sucks worse my dream or the fact that my pizza has not come yet.