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I Am A: Lawful Good Halfling Paladin/Sorcerer (2nd/2nd Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength-12

Dexterity-16

Constitution-11

Intelligence-16

Wisdom-11

Charisma-12

Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful ( Read more... )

Last night went very well. Lena and I went on a date and saw August Rush for $1.50 each and ate at Kabuto, Japanese Steakhouse. Very pleasant. Tonight we ate at a good mexican burrito and taqueria. Also mighty splendid. Most joyful of all, Lena and I talked ( Read more... )

Neither sleet nor snow nor flat tire nor burned out flagella on the poor little bacteria in the energy drinks that I drink could make me post. Here's what did ( Read more... )

Alas, it has been forever again. My sincerest apologies to everyone whom I have inadvertently disheartened. To those whom I have advertently disheartened, you may live your life however you wish certain in the knowledge that I do not care ( Read more... )

THIS IS A SPECIAL PRIZE CONTEST! SEE BELOW ( Read more... )

It has been a long time. I have great news to report ( Read more... )

As of yesterday, I became a 28 year old. I feel so down right now. I lost too many years. I just want to go to bed. For the rest of you readying yourself to celebrate birthdays, or other annual passings, please remember this ( Read more... )

Well, you see, here's how it happened ( Read more... )

I PROMISE YOU THIS IS NOT A SPOILER-CONTAINING HARRY POTTER ENTRY! IT IS MERELY ABOUT MY READING THE SEVENTH BOOK AND MY JOURNEYS AND EXPLOITS!!!

NO SQUIBS WERE HARMED IN THE POSTING OF THIS ENTRY!!!

Dear I've finished it... all of it. There is much MUCH more... so very many things. The book CHANGES YOU, MAN! It's worse than two decades of ( Read more... )

ALF knows the day that he will die of natural causes. He knows it down to the very moment of passing. Imagine how that knowlege would mess with a human. Destroy their happiness, destroy their joy in living life. Knowing that at a very specific time on XX/YY/ZZZZ day they will pass and nothing can stop it.

How wretched... I am sleepy. Nighty.