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Neither sleet nor snow nor flat tire nor burned out flagella on the poor little bacteria in the energy drinks that I drink could make me post. Here's what did:
I found myself happily ordering a replacement DVD player online, when my ears hear about the newest superhero from my darling wife's sing-song mouth: "When your butt solves crimes." Immediately, I think of superheroes, and then policemen with butts for faces. On and on the song goes, louder and more boisterous. Sorcerously it drowns out all other thought until only the crime-fighting gluteous maximus of legend is left.
Now, I am getting a replacement part for my computer, which broke down to my horror. Happily using it when the hard drive corrupts windows system files. I ain't reformatting because it's WAY TOO MUCH hassle. I have 400 gigs of data and no where to save it. Think about it: if you need to save HUNDREDS of Gigs, it would take 100 DVDs or so to do it. And that's if it fits reasonably well... :( It ain't worth it.
Hard drives saving onto other hard drives is the way to go! WOO WOOOO!
I am happily hired now making about 2x what I did in Goshen days. It's a living, and it gives me some experience with dealing with large-scale companies IT departments. I replace one hot toddy of an incompetent boot. I won 4 free movie tickets to any showing of any movie at any of a chain of theaters. No idea which ones, but I got it because I do a better and kinder and more personable job than the chain-smoking, dope dealing, porn addict that I replace...
... and I still am just a counterfeit human. HA HA! Me, the best actor in the world because no matter what I say, you all will believe that I am a human just posting this online for attention, for kicks, or whatever. Therefore, it is not possible for anyone to take serious what I say. Therefore, my role as a human is 99.999999459323940181310318513053 % successful. The remaining portion of a percent is solely me. Nobody else believes. Nobody.
I go sleepy soon. Make body Recuperate. Regenerate. Exterminate.
I found myself happily ordering a replacement DVD player online, when my ears hear about the newest superhero from my darling wife's sing-song mouth: "When your butt solves crimes." Immediately, I think of superheroes, and then policemen with butts for faces. On and on the song goes, louder and more boisterous. Sorcerously it drowns out all other thought until only the crime-fighting gluteous maximus of legend is left.
Now, I am getting a replacement part for my computer, which broke down to my horror. Happily using it when the hard drive corrupts windows system files. I ain't reformatting because it's WAY TOO MUCH hassle. I have 400 gigs of data and no where to save it. Think about it: if you need to save HUNDREDS of Gigs, it would take 100 DVDs or so to do it. And that's if it fits reasonably well... :( It ain't worth it.
Hard drives saving onto other hard drives is the way to go! WOO WOOOO!
I am happily hired now making about 2x what I did in Goshen days. It's a living, and it gives me some experience with dealing with large-scale companies IT departments. I replace one hot toddy of an incompetent boot. I won 4 free movie tickets to any showing of any movie at any of a chain of theaters. No idea which ones, but I got it because I do a better and kinder and more personable job than the chain-smoking, dope dealing, porn addict that I replace...
... and I still am just a counterfeit human. HA HA! Me, the best actor in the world because no matter what I say, you all will believe that I am a human just posting this online for attention, for kicks, or whatever. Therefore, it is not possible for anyone to take serious what I say. Therefore, my role as a human is 99.999999459323940181310318513053 % successful. The remaining portion of a percent is solely me. Nobody else believes. Nobody.
I go sleepy soon. Make body Recuperate. Regenerate. Exterminate.