I want to see a Family Guy style tangent where they parody Blue's Clues. When he asks Blue a question in the beginning and Blue puts a big blue paw print on the screen to indicate they have to spend 20 minutes playing Blue's Clues for him to find the answer, I want him to go off on her about, "JUST FUCKING TELL ME, I'M TIRED OF YOUR GAMES ( Read more... )

I meant to post this yesterday, but I got a little busy with... stuff and live-tweeting the Olympic Opening Ceremonies (until Chris told me to stop, but then I started again when he passed out on the couch). More on that later. For now...

( Wherein I attempt to find a silver lining, because gold is kind of garish. )