Just because I love Alias so, I decided to heartlessly mock it. Thus, Alias (abridged) was born. Mainly, this is for Lstar, because Lady U can't read the S5 part for two reasons:
1) this is very very SPOILERIFIC
2) it wouldn't really be funny if you didn't see the episode.
So here it is:
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Alias Season Four (abridged) )