My long-awaited abstinence paper!

[mcdanger]

That's right folks, it's the paper you've all been waiting for. The one that's had you glued to your monitor for the past four weeks, hitting the Refresh button every 15 minutes just to see if I had posted it yet. This is it. The Big One. A mammoth four-page open response to the youth pastor who came to our school and basically called us all

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[unthwartable]

Right on Aaron. You made a good point and you truly are a super writer. Booyah.

Hey Aaron

[schnemndrick]

Though I found your writings sometimes humorous because I understand, kind of, of your thinking. I respect it, but I also look down at the fact that you'd ridicule the man that came to out school to kind of open up our eyes to see what sex can really do to you. I know that if the person you have sex with, whether or not your are married or not, can still give you what he/she has. It's the mere fact that this man was trying to have us take precaution and know about the other side of the argument. A lot of kids didn't appreciate some older guy coming in talking about how he understands our "desire for sexuality" but it was to open up our minds to understand really, what you're getting into when you have sex. Not only is it enjoyable, but it's deeper then just the physical actions... add a lot of emotion to that, unless you are just a "sex robot" like you stated... but people aren't like that... anyway, if you read deeper into the guys life, you'll realize that he wouldn't masturbate or cry because he's got "sex depravation"... if he is

Re: Hey Aaron

[poe_kf]

"it was to open up our minds to understand really, what you're getting into when you have sex."
If sex is anything close to what he said it was, Im going to kill myself now.

"Sexual immorality hits high, especially to teens because some really don't care what they do with their life because they don't really have these morals, or anything like the Christian way of thinking."
Morals and "The Christian way of thinking", do not go hand in hand; that is to say, you can have morals and be non-Christian, and you can be Christian and not have morals.

"If you really wanted to gain knowledge on why a person like him might want to hold off on sex, it's written in the Bible."
Well, then, he should have done a better job of explaining it. And if this was a bible thing, he had no right coming to the school.

the more you waste sex on people who you probably wouldn't even consider marrying, the less of a gift it actually is.In the words of one Tom Leykis, "For men, ejaculation is the same as urination." It needs to happen. If you want to

Re: Hey Aaron

[poe_kf]

Sorry for the mass amount of typos, Im tired/retarded.

Also worth pointing out:

[mcdanger]

Sex is measured in quality AND quantity. If you have sex with 50 random strangers a night just because you're bored, then yeah, of course it's gonna be cheapened. If you have sex with 50 random strangers a night and it's the most beautiful, soul-fufilling sex you've ever experienced in your life each time, then of course sex is gonna be beautiful. But it's gonna be awkward as hell when you start off, which is one more reason not to save it 'till marriage. To wit: http://www.theonion.com/onion3510/awkward_sex_encounter.html

sexin it up.

[teencutie]

im sure if you did the unthinkable and attempted to be abstinence your endless woman supply would prove it impossible.
way too many temptations for such a charming young man like yourself.
pimp on aaron.

[deftruk]

heh, this essay-novel is amusing. that guy was a schmuck.
and the only thing better about cars than women is in the end, cars cost less. ;)

[oktoberprincess]

nice lol.?

[yourface]

I believe this man's problem with the sexuality of today's youth comes mostly from watching MTV and the fact that, as far as sexuality goes, we might as well be San Francisco in 1968. However little impact his presentation might have had on you all, darlings, you must understand that he's just like those people who come to preach about not smoking pot to an auditorium of kids with bags of it in their coat pockets. They really believe in what they're saying, and they want you to believe it, so just give them a break and let them do their thing, and if no one listens, no one listens, but you don't have to be all sarcastic and mean about it. No one's sarcastic and mean when you make fun of him. I mean, for like 3% of kids, he scared them out of having sex, and his speech meant something to them. The rest of us, who can grasp reality, should spend our time more productively than sitting in on assemblies we're just going to make fun of.

It was an assignment for my creative writing class, hon.

[mcdanger]

Furthermore, I am going to have to respectfully point and laugh at the fact that you of all people are telling me of all people to not be so sarcastic and mean. Because really. You're fucking Katherine.