HEY GUYS. GUYS. HEY. IS GOING DOWN TO THE DUCKPOND AND KILLING ALL OF THE DUCKS THERE ILLEGAL? OOPS ( Read more... )

So. I was extremely high last night, apparently. One of the better highs I've had in a while. Ants didn't even crawl out of my skin a little this time! Also, high sex is the best sex. I really like lowered inhibitions. Makes me do things I wouldn't ordinarily, as you might imagine. Anyhow, for some reason there was this blond cunt I was sharing my ( Read more... )

Slept with a woman. Interesting.

The 'how good' list.

1. Lex
2. Harvey
3. Tony
4. Crane
5. The person I, uh, met (no, I'm not naming names)
6. Jon
7. That guy from accounting
8. Freeze
9. My clone
10. Some random whore
11. Edward Selk

I am so fucking stupid. I can't believe I said that.

I need more coffee. More more more coffee. Maybe he'll forget by the time I get over there.

Some of you will understand this. And the meanings of the order.

Edit: To clarify, this is in order of how good, not who I would sleep with. Got it?

1. Tony
2. Crane
3. My clone
4. Freeze
5. That girl I slept with at Tony's a while ago
6. Edward Selk
7. Harvey

I thought I ought not to lie this time.

1. Myself
2. Tony Stark

Well, I just got home. Doesn't it tell you something that the first thing I did was get on my computer to post this here? It's good to be able to get all of this out, at least, somewhere where I can comment on the happenings of my life without being judged too badly ( Read more... )

So... I had a big date tonight, as most or all of you know ( Read more... )