DUCKSSSSSSSS.
HEY GUYS. GUYS. HEY. IS GOING DOWN TO THE DUCKPOND AND KILLING ALL OF THE DUCKS THERE ILLEGAL? OOPS.
BECAUSE I JUST DID THAT. ALSO I HAVE DUCK BLOOD ON MY SHIRT NOW, GODDAMMIT. FUCKING DUCKS AND THEIR FUCKING FUCKBLOOD. I SWEAR TO GOD THE NEXT DUCK THAT GETS ITS BLOOD ON ME WHEN I CHOKE IT WILL DIE MORE THAN IT ALREADY DIED. THEY THINK THEY'RE SO FUCKING ENTITLED TO SPURT IT ALL OVER ME JUST BECAUSE I STRANGLED THEM. GOD. ASSHOLES.
SO THEN. SO THEN. I BROUGHT THEM HOME. AND I COOKED THEM. BUT THEY TASTED REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY SHITTY. FEATHERS TASTE GROSS.
BECAUSE I JUST DID THAT. ALSO I HAVE DUCK BLOOD ON MY SHIRT NOW, GODDAMMIT. FUCKING DUCKS AND THEIR FUCKING FUCKBLOOD. I SWEAR TO GOD THE NEXT DUCK THAT GETS ITS BLOOD ON ME WHEN I CHOKE IT WILL DIE MORE THAN IT ALREADY DIED. THEY THINK THEY'RE SO FUCKING ENTITLED TO SPURT IT ALL OVER ME JUST BECAUSE I STRANGLED THEM. GOD. ASSHOLES.
SO THEN. SO THEN. I BROUGHT THEM HOME. AND I COOKED THEM. BUT THEY TASTED REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY SHITTY. FEATHERS TASTE GROSS.