• PMS apparently makes me put crazy shit in my Netflix Instant Watch queue and then cry while I'm watching it. I teared up last night while I was watching Die Hard 2. Die Hard 2?! Seriously, ovaries, WTF is that about? I hate when my hormones secretly manipulate my steely resolve to be cynical and jaded and make me cry at the cheesy bits in ACTION ( Read more... )

I enjoyed Vancouver so much that I bought a gold ticket to the Chicago Stargate convention so I can see Joe and David again in August. I'm going to fly from the Pacific Northwest to Chicago by myself and I have no idea where I'm staying or how I'm getting around. Yep, crazy. And for the lols, I have a Crowded House concert on August 26th, then I ( Read more... )

Amazon sucks ever since they started their Prime scam. Now Super Saver Shipping items get purposely delayed because they want to penalize people into either paying shipping or buying Prime memberships. I emailed them to see if something I ordered (which is in stock) could be shipped tomorrow instead of being delayed until the 8th (did I mention I ( Read more... )

We drink so little alcohol that there are no specialty glasses in our possession. So on those rare occasions I feel like imbibing, I'm reduced to this:


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• The other day I learned that Elizabeth Montgomery, of Bewitched fame, recorded audio book versions of the second and third of Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty books. I find that quite heartily disturbing. It's weird to think of Samantha Stevens reading to me about BDSM and fisting and whatnot. Too bad these versions are only on cassette, it would ( Read more... )

• If you need office supplies (or like me, blank DVDs), check out this printable $10 off $20 coupon from OfficeMax. Good for in-store purchases only. Expires tomorrow (Jan. 3).
  
  
• To answer the random douchebag on the Dan Savage podcast: I don't know why I find butch women incredibly hot, I just do. And no, it's not because I want a "fake man". ( Read more... )

First off, if you're old enough to remember Liquid Television, you'll probably remember Wes Archer's Jac Mac and Radboy. And if not, watch it anyway, because it's insane and great.

And more Liquid Television bits:

Psycho-gram: Serium, Time Travel, Suburban Housewife, Music Industry, Hostage, Operative X

Black Hula

Monk's Purpose

The Killing ( Read more... )

But it's my favorite rickroll ever.

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Give me a poem, a phrase, some random saying or proverb or whathaveyou and I'll record myself saying it. Whatever you want, it doesn't matter - up to 25 words for random things, though I'll read fairly short poems in their entirety. Because this is my chance to be anonymous, yet silly - my voice still isn't back to normal in the wake of the cold ( Read more... )

You know, the one with Kathleen Turner where she wants the vocal cord operation, because she thinks her voice is too deep for her phone sex customers to enjoy. That's what I sound like, except more nasal and not at all sexy. With bonus coughing ( Read more... )