A made up meme! Me being silly, recording silly things, for you.
Give me a poem, a phrase, some random saying or proverb or whathaveyou and I'll record myself saying it. Whatever you want, it doesn't matter - up to 25 words for random things, though I'll read fairly short poems in their entirety. Because this is my chance to be anonymous, yet silly - my voice still isn't back to normal in the wake of the cold and I can pretend to be someone else for the next few days. One per contestant, please.