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[amazing_spidey]

[A masked face comes onto the screen and Spider-Man is obviously up high somewhere, because the wind noise is loud and almost overbearing. He sets the phone up then shuffles back a bit, crouching on the edge of a building.]

Holy frozen Spider-Toes, Batman! Wait, wrong superhero. [He shakes his head with a chuckle, then blows air between his

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[ipod_less]

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[Oh, hey! Look who hasn't seen you in a while! Darcy gives a bright smile, her breath frosting the air. She's outside, having been taking Vader (in a little puppy sweater) for a walk.] Spider-Babe! Long time, no see.

[amazing_spidey]

Hey, it's the smart alec! [He chuckles and pays attention to where he's swinging for a moment, then looks back to her, putting on a mocking but playful tone as he speaks.] So, girl, how you been?

[ipod_less]

I'm alright. Enduring the cold. But I'm not in spandex. [Darcy laughs.] How are you not a Spider-cicle?

[amazing_spidey]

It's not spandex! It's a-- you know what, sure, it's spandex. [He snorts and shakes his head.] I keep moving. I'm going to make a web soon, curl up in it and wait for my Spidey Sense to tingle. In a totally appropriate way, of course.

[daddysknife]

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[...Wait, really?!]

Are you the weatherman too?

[amazing_spidey]

I sure am! And I can tell you it's cold, it's gonna snow, and I think I've lost all feeling in my toes.

[daddysknife]

[Spider-Man.]

I've heard that's what shoes are for.

[amazing_spidey]

Hey, I have on boots. All superheroes wear boots, didn't you know?

[softenedbyme]

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Maybe it's the weather's way of getting you to scurry back to your web earlier.

[amazing_spidey]

Oh, believe me, Bluebell, I'm getting myself comfy in my web as we speak.

[He pans the camera around to show the web he's made in the Underground.] See?

[softenedbyme]

[That's not even what she meant, damn it.]

No blanket?

[amazing_spidey]

Nah, I'll be fine until I go home later. I've gotta be around to help out.

[threewordspls]

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[ Have a dork in modified goggles (gotta dim the light in the world yo, stupid reanimation price). Grinning. GRINNING SO MUCH OMG. ]

Hey man. [ Thinking ... ] There's probably some type of fiber that can be added to a secondary suit of yours that'll make it warmer. I could look through what I have. Winter wear for the discerning superhero who doesn't want to freeze their limbs off.

[amazing_spidey]

Huh... now that sounds like a good idea. I've got a spare suit. This is the one Stark made for me. It's tougher than the other one. I figure I need to line it or something before I'm a three-limbed spider and I mean, come on, I'm already short four limbs.

[threewordspls]

See? You'd obviously just have to watch what you line it with or you'll be the plushie spider out four limbs.

[amazing_spidey]

Wouldn't want to spoil my manly image, of course.

[notanemptymotto]

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You should invest in a pair of gloves. [ Momma Bear is trolling the Super Hero Son. Leave her be. ] Are you going to be our weather and traffic man now as well?

[amazing_spidey]

I have gloves! [It comes out almost like a childish whine and he wiggles his fingers at the screen.] Yup, and I'll even report on the news. This just in; it's cold.

[notanemptymotto]

Apparently not ones that can keep out the cold. [ She rolls her eyes at him. Wasn't he just complaining about the cold? ] I'm so glad you can report the rather obvious to us all, Spider-Man.

[amazing_spidey]

I didn't plan for winter. I'm gonna work on something with a friend, see if I can get the suit lined. [He snickers a bit.] Happy to be of service, Doc.