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[amazing_spidey]

[A masked face comes onto the screen and Spider-Man is obviously up high somewhere, because the wind noise is loud and almost overbearing. He sets the phone up then shuffles back a bit, crouching on the edge of a building.]

Holy frozen Spider-Toes, Batman! Wait, wrong superhero. [He shakes his head with a chuckle, then blows air between his

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[threewordspls]

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[ Have a dork in modified goggles (gotta dim the light in the world yo, stupid reanimation price). Grinning. GRINNING SO MUCH OMG. ]

Hey man. [ Thinking ... ] There's probably some type of fiber that can be added to a secondary suit of yours that'll make it warmer. I could look through what I have. Winter wear for the discerning superhero who doesn't want to freeze their limbs off.

[amazing_spidey]

Huh... now that sounds like a good idea. I've got a spare suit. This is the one Stark made for me. It's tougher than the other one. I figure I need to line it or something before I'm a three-limbed spider and I mean, come on, I'm already short four limbs.

[threewordspls]

See? You'd obviously just have to watch what you line it with or you'll be the plushie spider out four limbs.

[amazing_spidey]

Wouldn't want to spoil my manly image, of course.

[threewordspls]

Of course. Yea. [ .... trying not to be a brat ... oh forget it. ] You do have a good blend of manly and stretch fabric going on.

[amazing_spidey]

If you call it spandex, all bets are off, buddy. [Spidey chuckles and crosses his arms, shrugging.] It's comfortable, convenient, and dryer approved!

[threewordspls]

[ Laugh omg. ] Nah. It's missing that telltale spandex look.

... no dry cleaning required? Nice.

[amazing_spidey]

Thank you! Finally! Someone gets it!

[He's had issues with the spandex argument.] Yeah, plus, you know, the girls really dig a man in tights.

[threewordspls]

Of course I get it dude. All right so I'm not about to do my job in a sweet suit like that but I still have an appreciation for it when it's done right and stays far from spandex cheesiness. [ Fanboy, cough. ]

All the girls or maybe just one in particular? [ No he's not trolling. Nope. ]

[amazing_spidey]

See, this is the kind of forward thinking I can get behind. Not all of our suits need to be spandex or metal. There's a middle ground!

[He laughs a bit, and shrugs.] Eh, there's no one right noooow... but... [Another shrug.]

[threewordspls]

Even some really high grade metal can end up cracking somehow and getting poked by the jagged edge in the middle of something just wouldn't work. Fabric can at least be reinforced to the point of being pretty tough to get through. Spandex is just ... spandex. [ Enough said. It is a horrifying fabric. ]

Not right this second but maybe soon. [ Nah he doesn't ship anything shush. ]

[amazing_spidey]

Can you just come with me everywhere to tell people this when they ask "hey, Spidey, what's with the spandex"?

[He chuckles a bit more.] You trying to set me up with someone?

[threewordspls]

Hey man if I can get my day job done still and go off to set people straight all over the city about The Spandex Issue I would. No contest.

[ Griiin. ] Maybe. Maybe not.

[amazing_spidey]

See, this is why we're friends. You're awesome.

[Oh, well, that's piqued his interest.] Okay, spill! Who is she?

[threewordspls]

I'm adding that to a business card or something. My level of awesome is endorsed by Spiderman.

[ Ah ah. ] Doesn't it ruin things if I just bluntly say a name?

[amazing_spidey]

Make sure you do it all official-like. "Endorsed by S. Man."

[He shrugs a bit.] Now I can't go and sweep anyone into my arms if I don't know who she is.