005 | fifth web | video
[A masked face comes onto the screen and Spider-Man is obviously up high somewhere, because the wind noise is loud and almost overbearing. He sets the phone up then shuffles back a bit, crouching on the edge of a building.]
Holy frozen Spider-Toes, Batman! Wait, wrong superhero. [He shakes his head with a chuckle, then blows air between his clasped hands.] It's cold, in case you guys didn't figure that out. The things I do for this city, I swear. I never planned for frostbite when I took up the mantle of Spider-Man.
[He sighs a bit, standing up straight, his hands on his hips.] There's been a couple car accidents because it's getting icy out, so be careful, and don't forget to wrap up warm, kids. Oh, and if anyone cares, it looks like it's gonna snow soon.
[With that, Spider-Man drops backwards off the building, just as a shot of web shoots at the phone and it gets snatched along with him and shut off.]
Holy frozen Spider-Toes, Batman! Wait, wrong superhero. [He shakes his head with a chuckle, then blows air between his clasped hands.] It's cold, in case you guys didn't figure that out. The things I do for this city, I swear. I never planned for frostbite when I took up the mantle of Spider-Man.
[He sighs a bit, standing up straight, his hands on his hips.] There's been a couple car accidents because it's getting icy out, so be careful, and don't forget to wrap up warm, kids. Oh, and if anyone cares, it looks like it's gonna snow soon.
[With that, Spider-Man drops backwards off the building, just as a shot of web shoots at the phone and it gets snatched along with him and shut off.]