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[amazing_spidey]

[A masked face comes onto the screen and Spider-Man is obviously up high somewhere, because the wind noise is loud and almost overbearing. He sets the phone up then shuffles back a bit, crouching on the edge of a building.]

Holy frozen Spider-Toes, Batman! Wait, wrong superhero. [He shakes his head with a chuckle, then blows air between his

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[notanemptymotto]

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You should invest in a pair of gloves. [ Momma Bear is trolling the Super Hero Son. Leave her be. ] Are you going to be our weather and traffic man now as well?

[amazing_spidey]

I have gloves! [It comes out almost like a childish whine and he wiggles his fingers at the screen.] Yup, and I'll even report on the news. This just in; it's cold.

[notanemptymotto]

Apparently not ones that can keep out the cold. [ She rolls her eyes at him. Wasn't he just complaining about the cold? ] I'm so glad you can report the rather obvious to us all, Spider-Man.

[amazing_spidey]

I didn't plan for winter. I'm gonna work on something with a friend, see if I can get the suit lined. [He snickers a bit.] Happy to be of service, Doc.

[notanemptymotto]

Hopefully he knows how to plan for the weather. [ Helen folds her arms across her chest. ] Of course you are.

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I'm headed out to the store if you want to meet me there after you're done. If not,then make sure to lock the gate behind you when you come home.

[amazing_spidey]

Oh, no, we're just going to glue heat pads inside and hope I don't get burned. [He snickers a bit.]

private text;

I'll be there in about half an hour. Things are mostly calm tonight, and the accidents are dealt with. The police actually appreciated my help!

[notanemptymotto]

[ Epic. Mom. Eyeroll. ] It is a wonder anyone can stand that attitude of yours.

private text;

That must certainly be a change in the right direction for you. Be careful to remain on their good side through out the holidays.

[amazing_spidey]

It's part of my charm. [Another little laugh.]

private text;

It really is. I'll be good Momma Bear. See you soon?

[notanemptymotto]

Charm is certainly not the word I would use.

private text;

Take care until you get here. Don't get into any gunfire. You've had enough gun wounds for a seventeen year old.

[amazing_spidey]

You'll warm up to me!

private text;

I'll be fine. I promise. :D

[notanemptymotto]

That is a ridiculous pun, considering the topic at hand.

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Then I'll see you soon.

[amazing_spidey]

I'm full of ridiculous puns!

[SOMETIME LATER: Peter has a lot he still needs to do as Spider-Man but for now he's glad to get a chance to go shopping with his Momma Bear. So, he's in his street clothes, and he's got most of his costume stuffed in his backpack. Waiting outside for her, he sends a quick text to let her know he's ready.]

[notanemptymotto]

[ Helen glances down at the text with a smile. She steps around one of the display cases, motioning with her head for Peter to come in and follow her. She wants his input on certain items. ]

[amazing_spidey]

[And have a six foot tall boy bounding towards you like an excited puppy, an arm around your shoulders, and a grin on his face.] What are we looking at?

[notanemptymotto]

[ She looks over at him and rolls her eyes playfully, but that smile is still on her face. ]

Baking ingredients, of course.

[amazing_spidey]

Baking ingredients? What are we making?

[Yes, we. He's helping!]