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Treat
There are pillows on my lap, an icepack on my inner leg, guacamole in my belly, and the World’s Best Dogfriend at my side.
I’ve given Youtube some Benny Goodman songs and am letting its algorithm do its thing; robots make great djs. The cicadas and crickets seem a little louder than usual because the windows are open. September is a great month in ( Read more... ) -
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Found $20 bucks on the sidewalk. -
Back to Malonsman
A lot can happen in 7 years. or If I Knew Then What I Know NowMy wish-it-were-inspiring, self-made quote and title from 2004 reads very much as a Zelda fanboy thinking he's already a sage, yet rereading it as a 25 year old stops me in my tracks. 7 years have gone by and here I am with no rupees in my wallet and no Boss battles under my belt. ( Read more... ) -
RIP crush
And then every flirty message is met with the most vague and boring reply you've ever read in your life.
Uh. I am slowly petrifying. -
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Leave me alone, powdered donuts! -
Grool
Eatin too much butter. Gettin chubby. -
Great Tasting Failure
So after a ten day run I finally decided to call it quits with "The Cleanse" and retoxified myself on Friday by going to Chef's Table and ordering the beef bouillon and oxtail onion soup (gratined of course so lots of crostini and cheese), Duck au Poivre, a bottle of wine, the chocolate truffle cake, and more bread than you can possibly imagine. ( Read more... ) -
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Devil in a Red Dressing
Yesterday I was struggling to stay on this diet. I need bread!! I'm fine without everything else but the no gluten is rough. And I keep failing with egg products. Yesterday felt like the Judean Desert from the start because when I woke up Garebear had an assortment of cereal, granola bars, and muffins out on the table. Temptation appeared ( Read more... )