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Dear lady who was waiting in line in front of me at walmart black friday sale lineup for 360 stuff. I hate you and all the hillpeople trashy crap like mountain dew and cigarettes you kept talking about for some reason. Die. -
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I hate that I can bust down a book in a day but a TV series can take weeks. Video is an inefficient medium for fiction. I want to absorb it and be done already and video takes so much fucking investment, drives me nuts. Audio isn't much better, I can read and listen to music, but I can't listen to an audiobook and do anything else, I don't have ( Read more... ) -
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I have been sweating a lot and feel bone weary the past couple days. I think I might actually be ill. -
I am a soldier in the fight against these parasites on the body of humanity!
Someone I work with is a plague witch. They might not even be aware of their status as a bringer of ill omen and foul beast but they are. This person is even seemingly operating under the idea that that are doing good, being generous with their tainted gifts. To make their gift more odious, it is something that lies in wait as a trap for the ( Read more... ) -
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I love those moments of "what?" you get sometimes. Ericka a while back linked a My Little Pony video with a Jakazid remix of the Doctor Who theme on it. I thought I knew the name so I googled Jakazid. I discovered he is the guy who made Cillit Bang, I'm scrolling down and hit ( Read more... ) -
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I love those little awkward moments of surreal. Laundry room at my building, I walk in to find a spanish guy and a girl with a see-through shirt talking while using a laptop. She speaks only english, he speaks only spanish and they are arguing about how she can't log in to something. Not a glance to see who walked into the room, not a care, just ( Read more... ) -
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At work I saw everyone freaking out about buying giftss, and coworkers being excited for the big day and... I just don't get it. Much like my lack of ability to grasp faith or not being curious about things, I simply don't get the idea of holidays. I can fake it like anyone else but I really just don't get it. I wish I could be excited by the ( Read more... ) -
Eat like an adult
When given the chance to buy anything, candy, cheeses, meats, whatever for myself as an adult I find myself shocked by my own selections in retrospect. I caught an earlier bus to work today so that I could stop into Trader Joes for some groceries and I left with healthy foods instead of garbage. I picked up a bunch of instant Indian food to pack ( Read more... ) -
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Woke up this morning convinced I now had a second set of teeth that slid into place from in front of my normal ones, only these were shark teeth. I got them while investigating some evil company like the recent NOFUN Sluggy storyline. It seems that the muscles to control them are weird, as when I tried to show them to the people I was investigating ( Read more... )