Chat log from earlier today:
me: *grin*
Straight-laced people shouldn't be out after dark anyway.
That's what happened to Lady Gaga, so I hear
jasra: riiiiight
me: It's true; a little touch of moonlight, and the next thing you know, you are half naked under a mix-gendered pile of writhing people, with a big smile on your face.
Troo story.

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Back in ancient times, 3 or 4 years ago, when I made my pic-posts, I did what most folks did on the internets when sharing pics - I made links to where they were. People would send me pics, I'd use those links to the pics in the img line of my html, and it was all good and happy. Unfortunately, this resulted in a problem - a horrible horrible ( Read more... )

Fridays in four day work weeks seem to take twice as long to arrive. Now, for me, that is in part because I took a lot of trips back to my previous weekend, living that time through again, and then popping back to the "Now", which effectively added days to my week. However, at least those were happy weekend days shoved in the middle of, say, a ( Read more... )

Finally, Friday. As a entity who lives through multiple iterations of every week, over and over again, for all time, all at once - even for me, this was a long fucking week. Yet, here we are, finally at the end of it and everyone is alive and well...*checks out the window to be sure*... yes, in this version that is true ( Read more... )

I know whatcha all have been thinking. As I am a mind reader. While you each have your own particular wordings, it goes something like this:

"WTF, Majes? Where are the PicPosts? Srsly, dude, srsly - I need my fix! I'm dying over here."

That's actually the exact wording from wispfox's thoughts. But the rest of you are thinking the same thing, with ( Read more... )

Ok, two things about this video:


A Trailer for Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever -- powered by Cracked.comFirst off, amusing unto me ( Read more... )

Happy vday in advance, my lovely loves! I'll be busy over the weekend, like I do, but I didn't want to go without leaving you all with a happy bundle of vday love. You know - a little something to let you know I'm thinking about you, and not just when I'm masturbating. It's a post stuffed with sweet and savory things - you can think of it as ( Read more... )

Ya know, the Daily Show routinely entertains and pleases me. Just about every show, I enjoy. It's my lunch time routine, in fact, to watch it while I eat. Sometimes, this nearly leads to choking. However, as a rule, I don't typically feel inclined to link to it. Most of you know the show, can find it on your own, etc. However, the show from ( Read more... )

It's been a while since my last pic post. I wish that I could say that it was because I was so busy or some such, but really, it was more about creative juice supply. I just wasn't having it. I certainly was getting pics (and being given pics). However, when I went to try and think about witty comments I could make about said pics - well, there ( Read more... )