My teeth are clean and shiny.

My pants are loose.

My wallet is empty. So is my heart.

This morning I felt fine.

This afternoon I started feeling like crap.

I went home early and promptly crashed for a couple of hours. Woke up in time for a location scouting session and some time with romeoa, got back home for walkies and what I thought was gonna be a workout, but I just felt like so much warmed-over lutefisk-poo that by the time we ( Read more... )

Back from the dentist.

Congenital tooth defect. Both the right and left side split right up the middle, an extremely rare occurrence. The right one was pulled last year, this one was pulled today. Pulled is a bit of a misnomer, more like broken apart and chiseled out ( Read more... )

Aw, hell.

The toothache has revealed itself as another split tooth, directly opposite the first tooth that was split and had to be removed. I'll wager that the fate of this one will be similar. I go in to the dentist tomorrow morning.

At least I'll be bilaterally symmetrical again.

And in related weirdness, the term oral analgesic just seems

Awakened by storm-addled pets. I think they were probably just using the storm as an excuse for more petting, but they woke me up enough to stay up for a bit.

I'd really like to write something with depth and vigor, but es no mue taco, as they say in the nether regions of my brain ( Read more... )

( dental follow-up )

Whoever wrote You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd obviously never actually tried it. Rollerskating in a herd of buffalo is entirely possible, though possibly not the best use of a sunny Sunday afternoon.

Instead, I would like to throw down that you can't fling midgets in a watermelon rindIn a totally unrelated topic, Tylenol 3 is my friend ( Read more... )

Cut for squick.

( the dental report )

The toothache has moved into my sinuses now, and it's bad enough that I called to try and make a dentists appointment.

( annoyances ho! )