I love Elvis. I adore him. I would gladly go for a round of voracious leg-humping (I don't weigh all that much, so it should be harmless.) The only problem is he's dead and I'm not a necrophiliac. Yet. I'd be willing to convert if his body was well-preserved in formaldehyde, though. On second thought, probably not. He was already old and fat when
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