found in my junk email ( Read more... )

didja hear that diarrhea's hereditary?

it runs in the jeans!

Q: How much Ariel merchandise do you own ( Read more... )

screw writing. i have dropped out of school and invested in a small child ( Read more... )

the title of this class should be "academic discourse: how to pull shit out of your ass and wipe it on a piece of paper."

my dad is wondering ( Read more... )

(some quick facts about the hermit ( Read more... )

now, reservoir dogs is a dear favorite of mine. but when quentin tarantino has an obviously huge budget and sets out to make the baddest ass action movie in the entire universe: holy fuckin' shit. i'll say it again. holy fuckin' shit ( Read more... )

new job: caregiver at the sean humphrey house, a residence for aids patients. easy as pie, nice people, minumum wage isn't *that* bad ( Read more... )

earlier tonight ( Read more... )