an update:
screw writing. i have dropped out of school and invested in a small child.
i purchased him at the supermarket (kidnapped him from the cereal aisle and left five dollars where he had been standing.) i'm teaching him radio jingles from the 50s and how to do the jig. expect to see us sometime soon on the corner of railroad and holly. all donations will go to sustaining my addiction to internet porn. it's a sickness, but it feels...so...good...
i purchased him at the supermarket (kidnapped him from the cereal aisle and left five dollars where he had been standing.) i'm teaching him radio jingles from the 50s and how to do the jig. expect to see us sometime soon on the corner of railroad and holly. all donations will go to sustaining my addiction to internet porn. it's a sickness, but it feels...so...good...