(Previously on:  THIS post will help you get back into the craziness that is the McCrackin household--where this update begins.  For a quick refresher, the Soulja Girls are a gang founded by Inkberry Woodstock.  They have just stumbled upon a great money making venture, selling bubble--a recreational drug discovered by Artemis DeTreville and ( Read more... )

Note:  Two houses are going to merge in this update.  It's not terribly complicated but I figured a heads up was in order.

Background:  Jack Mehoffer Vu is married to townie diva, Chris Vu.  They live with Chris's daughter, Polly Vu.  Jack is desperately trying to deny that Polly is NOT his child.  He loves Polly but he gets the feeling Chris has ( Read more... )

Background:  Phil McCrackin lives with his wife, Ivy, and their daughter, Dora Mae (well, Dora Mae isn't biolgically his daughter but. . .)


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(note:  I titled this for Pierce because it's his home)

Background:  Pierce Baena shares his home with his youngest daughter, Edith, her husband, Filbert, and their baby daughter, Bobbi Jo.


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Time for a quick update on Filbert and Edith McCrackin.


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I wasn't sure exactly how to post this one, so I'm just going to mix the pics together.


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Unfortunately, all updates from Nocheat can't be about Jupiter/Onus.  We do have to check in with other families.

So, let's pay a visit to the McCrackin household.  Phil McCrackin and his crabby wife Ivy (she's the one who shows up to slap neighbors who dare use their telescope during the day) live with their teen son, Filbert and child daughter, ( Read more... )

Ok, let's try this cut thing again.

It's time for a McCrackin household update (also a shorty).

Phyllis McCrackin, the eldest child, becomes a teen.

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(hah!  I found the photo I wanted, so here's the rest of that McCrackin update)

Ivy tried to keep a low profile around the house.  With Chris and Jack moved out, she spent more and more time with the children.  Soon, Filbert was becoming a toddler.


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Phil soon realized why his wife was so upset all the time.  She was pregnant again.  Two kids already and another on the way.  He strutted around the house, proud as could be.

Soon, Ivy was giving birth to the latest McCrackin.


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