McCrackin Baena merger
I wasn't sure exactly how to post this one, so I'm just going to mix the pics together.
Over at the McCrackin household, Dora Mae becomes a teen. And she's very attractive. I love her with the green hair. And a little eye liner really makes her eyes pop. Looking good, Dora Mae (I love how Galacticon's female offspring are just not that attractive--good work, Galacticon).
Ivy becomes an elder. And she does NOT look good either. I love when the pretty maxis made townies look like old hags come elder time. Hee hee.
Filbert becomes an adult. And promptly has a breakdown. Phil seems a bit concerned. Rocco DeTreville (who came home from work with Ivy) seems to be having a flashback to his own less than stellar age transition into adult hood.
Ok, I'm sorry, Filbert. I made you drink the elixir when your aspiration was in the red so I could hurry up your teen years. Well, what did you expect? You wanted to hook up with Edith Baena and she became an adult before you. You don't want to keep a lady waiting, do you? (it was perfect timing, in fact. I was hoping teen Filbert would set his meal on fire and plunge him into the aspirational red and BAM, he did. Really, I didn't do a THING. He autonimously started cooking and was even paying attention to the meal and it just happened. I so love this game for just this reason.)
Filbert gets a call from Edith that morning.
"Can I come over?"
(this is also his adult headshot--go me, two birds with one stone)
See, now you can fraternize (and romance) adult Edith.
"Uh, Edith, do you still like me now that I'm an adult?"
"Mmm, yeah! I can't wait to run my fingers through that sexy afro."
And Filbert can't wait to rub Edith's bare shoulders.
"Hey, Filbert, get dressed. We can go over to my place."
Filbert wonders what's at Edith's house that's not available at his place? I mean, he has a pool and everything.
Oh. A spare double bed. How nice.
How VERY nice, indeed.
Edith even makes them a post coital nosh.
"Edith, I think you'd look great in these panties I saw in the Simtoria Secret catalog."
Nice way to say your woman's granny panties leave you limp, Filbert.
Filbert goes back home. The next morning he shares some conversation (and pancakes) with his sister. (she transitioned into that green nigh shirt and it looks great on her).
"So, I really like Edith. She's not like that other girl, all into that weird cult."
"So, how do you think Phil will take to you moving out?"
"Who said I was moving out?"
"Oh, I bet you'll leave here and move in with Edith now that you're woo-hooing her."
"What do you know about woo-hooing?"
Filbert does start spending more time over at the Baena place, though he still lives at home.
But maybe not for long.
Edith is confronted by her father.
"So, is Filbert the father of my latest grandchild?"
"Yeah, but keep your voice down. He doesn't know yet."
While Pierce goes to the bathroom to re-apply his prescription ointment to his chaffed nether bits, Edith calls Filbert to the table.
"I have a little something for you, Filbert."
Filbert wonders if the sexy lingerie from Simtoria's Secret fits in such a tiny box. What a great surprise THAT would be.
"A RING!"
"Filbert will you. . ."
"Uh-huh."
"Uh, I kind of have another surprise for you too. I'm pregnant."
"You mean from just ONE woo-hoo?"
"It only takes one, Filbert."
"Yeah, I had sex ed class with you, Edith, I know that. But what are the odds, huh?"
"Uh, yeah, maybe we should buy a lottery ticket too. You're missing the point, Filbert. We're going to have a baby."
They woo-hoo and sleep on it.
Then have the most UNromantic wedding EVER.
Pierce doesn't even get up from his mac and cheese. He's gained a son in law, but goddamnit, he's hungry. And this damn suit is rubbing the shit out of his balls.
Over at the McCrackin household, Dora Mae becomes a teen. And she's very attractive. I love her with the green hair. And a little eye liner really makes her eyes pop. Looking good, Dora Mae (I love how Galacticon's female offspring are just not that attractive--good work, Galacticon).
Ivy becomes an elder. And she does NOT look good either. I love when the pretty maxis made townies look like old hags come elder time. Hee hee.
Filbert becomes an adult. And promptly has a breakdown. Phil seems a bit concerned. Rocco DeTreville (who came home from work with Ivy) seems to be having a flashback to his own less than stellar age transition into adult hood.
Ok, I'm sorry, Filbert. I made you drink the elixir when your aspiration was in the red so I could hurry up your teen years. Well, what did you expect? You wanted to hook up with Edith Baena and she became an adult before you. You don't want to keep a lady waiting, do you? (it was perfect timing, in fact. I was hoping teen Filbert would set his meal on fire and plunge him into the aspirational red and BAM, he did. Really, I didn't do a THING. He autonimously started cooking and was even paying attention to the meal and it just happened. I so love this game for just this reason.)
Filbert gets a call from Edith that morning.
"Can I come over?"
(this is also his adult headshot--go me, two birds with one stone)
See, now you can fraternize (and romance) adult Edith.
"Uh, Edith, do you still like me now that I'm an adult?"
"Mmm, yeah! I can't wait to run my fingers through that sexy afro."
And Filbert can't wait to rub Edith's bare shoulders.
"Hey, Filbert, get dressed. We can go over to my place."
Filbert wonders what's at Edith's house that's not available at his place? I mean, he has a pool and everything.
Oh. A spare double bed. How nice.
How VERY nice, indeed.
Edith even makes them a post coital nosh.
"Edith, I think you'd look great in these panties I saw in the Simtoria Secret catalog."
Nice way to say your woman's granny panties leave you limp, Filbert.
Filbert goes back home. The next morning he shares some conversation (and pancakes) with his sister. (she transitioned into that green nigh shirt and it looks great on her).
"So, I really like Edith. She's not like that other girl, all into that weird cult."
"So, how do you think Phil will take to you moving out?"
"Who said I was moving out?"
"Oh, I bet you'll leave here and move in with Edith now that you're woo-hooing her."
"What do you know about woo-hooing?"
Filbert does start spending more time over at the Baena place, though he still lives at home.
But maybe not for long.
Edith is confronted by her father.
"So, is Filbert the father of my latest grandchild?"
"Yeah, but keep your voice down. He doesn't know yet."
While Pierce goes to the bathroom to re-apply his prescription ointment to his chaffed nether bits, Edith calls Filbert to the table.
"I have a little something for you, Filbert."
Filbert wonders if the sexy lingerie from Simtoria's Secret fits in such a tiny box. What a great surprise THAT would be.
"A RING!"
"Filbert will you. . ."
"Uh-huh."
"Uh, I kind of have another surprise for you too. I'm pregnant."
"You mean from just ONE woo-hoo?"
"It only takes one, Filbert."
"Yeah, I had sex ed class with you, Edith, I know that. But what are the odds, huh?"
"Uh, yeah, maybe we should buy a lottery ticket too. You're missing the point, Filbert. We're going to have a baby."
They woo-hoo and sleep on it.
Then have the most UNromantic wedding EVER.
Pierce doesn't even get up from his mac and cheese. He's gained a son in law, but goddamnit, he's hungry. And this damn suit is rubbing the shit out of his balls.