I have nothing at all to talk about today. I think I'll go back to bed...

Bored bored bored. Must resist urge to stir up shit online. Trolling for laughs is not cool. Should not do. Also must resist urge to eat giant jar of chok'lit raisins. Need toes! Important for issues of balance!

A post by ursalav on vision got me to thinking about my own visual acuity. And I'm now wondering if, barring any actual blind people on my f-list, I might have the worst vision, near sightedness wise...

So sound off if you can top my 20/220 peepers. Though thats only the right eye, the left is 20/225...

1) Star Wars prequels: Anakin turns to the Dark Side after his secret wife has affair with Mace Windu. Later falls in lava and dies. Mace is maimed with Dark Side lightning and then brainwashed into thinking he is Anakin by Palpatine. Renames himself Darth Vader...

2) Marvel's The Illuminati: Since they're a group with two of the planets most ( Read more... )

I've decided to create more job openings, so I can find a job I might actually like. To do that I'm going to set large numbers of random people on fire with my mind. So everyone try to think non-flammable...

Better health insurance is reasonable excuse for mass murder right?

Poll Monkey Fucking

Bored.

You know its really not right that I can't surf for porn from work...

From that Friday Five thing...

1. What's missing from your life?
a game

2. Do you like to get drunk?
yes

3. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
yes

4. Do you smoke?
not anymore

5. What makes you happy?
gaming or reading

I have nothing interesting to say right now.

So have some ( lesbians... )