Poll Who Done It?

I hate you so much right now. I'm going to set you fire using only my magical brainmeats. Slowly. Starting with your ugly, ugly feet. And that you don't even know why I hate you makes me hate you all the more...

*Burn burn burn burn burn BURN burn burn burn Burn burn*

Poll DESTROY YOU ALL!

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I have to wonder. Could I have formed a murder cult at the age of eight? I don't think I could have. I was too busy protecting America from the combined threat of Cobra Commander and Skeletor. No time to plan out escape routes and body hiding at recess when Mumra & the Mutants were prowling about. Thats the problem with the world today. Not ( Read more... )

Poll Serial Killing: Take 2

I've decided to create more job openings, so I can find a job I might actually like. To do that I'm going to set large numbers of random people on fire with my mind. So everyone try to think non-flammable...

Better health insurance is reasonable excuse for mass murder right?