Because I couldn't help myself. I tried, however, to do a really short parody this time and really sort of fly through scenes, so it's something of a HBP in 20 Words or Less. Except there's a lot more words than that.
Warning: mature language and a link to TV Tropes *g*.
HARRY POTTER AND THE POORLY EXPLAINED TITLE
or
THE YEAR OF MANY COCKBLOCKS
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Nice flat-screen pensieve, sir! )