Because I can't stop talking about myself. I'm not gonna post the rules again, though, so if you want me to ask you some, go back to my last post, I ain't got all day.

Ha ha, no, seriously, I do have all day, but I'm still not posting the rules again.

( It's all about me, me, me )

Here is that interview meme. Although I can't get enough of talking about myself, I forgot to request questions from a lot of y'all, so I just substituted a few from God's queries in the book of Job, even though I'm pretty sure they were rhetorical.

( I am infinitely fascinating )

Like memes! I don't normally do those unless they have to do with iTunes, and only then because a ridiculously outsized mp3 collection is what I have instead of a life. But this one, which came to me via slammerkinbabe and to her via someone I don't know, is all highbrow and literary and stuff, plus it allows you, the Skullbucket reader, to be funny! Which ( Read more... )

...sometimes, I even work.

Here is a game for those of you who aren't. I am going to post, in a linked fashion, a couple of internet memes of which I am or once was utterly sick to death. You add to them until they are big enough to crash the biggest server in Microsoftia. Get it? Got it? Go.

Chuck Norris On A Plane Belong To Us!

I refer, of course, to the annual idea-stolen-from-calamityjon post were I revisit my most commented-upon posts of each month of the year. What you people like, it's shameful.

JANUARY: I debut a new icon set of Dr. Doom images and all the geeks on my friends list have a Doomgasm. Especially fun since all these icons are gone now so the whole thread makes ( Read more... )

Altered because I am a pessimistic fuck.

List five things that bug you right now.
Then list ten things that make you happy right now.
Then pass on to five others.Things that bug me ( Read more... )

Stoled from calamityjon and spinooti, among others, and presented with apologies to my gal ninafarina, who hates memes like I hates okra.

1. Pick 20 films you love/thoroughly enjoyed.
2. Find screen captures (stills) for each film. If you can't find a still, pick a new movie.
3. Post the pictures with the rules; let your readers guess from what movie each still is.

( I've tried to mitigate the lameness of the fact that I'm posting a meme by making it essentially impossible to do. Enjoy! )

( Meme. Blame it on Cain, or on Tim. )

Googlism is played. Also played, but still mildly enjoyable if you’re bored past the ability to feel, is running Googlism and then substituting the name of the celebrity newsmaker with a stupid comic book character until it reads like really bad spoken word performance art ( Read more... )

All the cool kids are doing it.

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )