Jack: It's falling, why is it falling? Daddy: That's what gravity does mate, it pulls things towards the centre of mass Jack: Hey, we do maths at school and we don't just drop things!
I'm not sure I believe that I have just done what I have just done...
ETA - it's nothing bad. Well, not really bad. Maybe a touch. A little sad maybe. In a possibly slightly trivial way. It's fine. Really. I'm rambling now - going to bed.