It's a meme!

[lost_spook]

Last night, I was sitting here, feeling bored and wanting a meme, (yeah, sad, I know, sorry, I'm saner this morning) and probably a few minutes after I switched off my computer, jjpor came up with one from someone. So, in the interests of silliness and and all that, I must pass it on:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return

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[persiflage_1]

I know you will never, ever write Liz/Brig porn, or Harry/Ruth porn, or even Ten/Martha kissing...

[lost_spook]

Well, since Liz/Brig porn is actually smouldering and sarcasm and Harry/Ruth porn is merely longing gazes and holding hands, I may one day

[persiflage_1]

Yup, thank you! My Evil Oppression worked yet again!! :P

[lost_spook]

Heh, really, Martha/Ten is hardly on my lists of Ships That Make Me Go Eek. It's just that you have pretty much all their plot bunnies over on your patch. ;-)

And, yes, your oppression knows no bounds.

[jjpor]

You know, the obvious thing that springs to mind is a nice bit of Tilly/Sgt Kennedy. Nothing more than handholding, obviously, because, well, Tilly would probably give him a black eye if he tried anything.

Failing that, the fluffiest, sweetest most soppiest Four/Romana fic you can possibly imagine. ;D

Or something involving Jack and Team Cardiff (era optional); the Torchwoodier the better...

[lost_spook]

1. You would think I actually could write that, but things have moved on too far and I'd have to wait a bit.

2. Okay, I did. I'm not surew it's sweet or fluffy, but I did. Except it went over 1000 words, so I'll have to make a new post. Stand by. (You know what Four and Romana are for talking.

3. Yes, you're right. I really, really couldn't. Or wouldn't, I suppose. But, yeah, you got me. Unless it was too short to involve swearing, sex, violence or gratuitous bleakness and random partner-swapping.

[lost_spook]

Tilly would never give Sgt Kennedy a black eye! 8-o

[jjpor]

No, no she wouldn't, because he would never try anything; they'd just sit holding hands and, awww...why can't all ship fic be that awww...? Awww... I'll stop going "awww" in a minute and just imagine the fluffiness while I'm waiting for that UNIT wedding fic you mentioned, seeing as you didn't fall for my cunning ruse to get Tilly/Kennedy fic out of you... ;D

[john_amend_all]

Well, the obvious thought that springs to mind is sugar-sweet Ten/Rose babyfic. Then, continuing on the theme, sickly Brigadier/Liz babyfic, and come to a rousing finale with syrupy Leela/Rodan babyfic involving LOOOOOMS.

[jjpor]

Yes, of course, don't forget the LOOOOMMMS! ;D

[lost_spook]

Hey you, get your looms off my thread!

(Did you notice my pun there?) :loL:

[persiflage_1]

Dreadful pun! *rolls eyes*

[ravenskyewalker]

...And there's always Seven / Ace romance or smut. LOL

[lost_spook]

Three! You're meant to give me three options! *faints*

:lol:

[lost_spook]

This is, categorically, as far as I will go. Given the story you've asked for, evidently much more 18th C type bawdyness was in evidence, involving the Doctor and Ace as much or as little as the reader likes to imagine:

***

The footman turned from the pair making the entrance into the chandeliered ballroom. “Lord and Lady Munchausen!”

“I say, terribly grand in here, isn’t it, what?” said Ace, hanging on to his arm with one hand and using the other to hold up the skirts of her eighteenth century ballgown before she fell flat on her face in an undignified heap.

“Don’t do that,” he whispered in her ear. “Your usual voice will be fine, I assure you.”

“I thought I was doing good with the posh stuff. Won’t they turn their noses up at me if I’m not?”

He said, “Possibly. Does that bother you?”

“Nah. ‘Course not. Nothing bothers me, Professor. I mean, John.”

“And it’s nothing to what they’ll be thinking of me,” he murmured. “Ah, Sir Henry. May I introduce you to my wife

[jjpor]

Heheh - very nice!

[pitry]

Hmm.. 1. I'll have to second the Ten/Rose bit, that's one thing you probably will never do - although if you did you will probably have a lot more sensible approach to that than most of them!

2.I already have in mind pairings that tend to be written in a foolish way so anything Two/Jamie.

3. One of those fics that think Six was all about shouting.

[lost_spook]

Well, I did do Six/Rose, if you like.

And so, out of those choices: Six, I love you, but it is terribly easy to do this sort of thing:

***

“Are you listening to me, Peri?”

“Doctor, I’ve been listening to you yell at me for the past -.”

“Yell? Yell?! YELL?”

“Yeah.” She pouted.

He said, “If I had been raising my voice, you could at least use decent English and describe it as ‘shouting’, or possibly even ‘bellowing’ or ‘hollering’.”

“But, Doctor -.”

“Peri, let me finish. Now, as I was saying, we may be here some time, so I propose-.”

“Doctor!“A fact which, may I remind you, is entirely your fault. I warned you about clomping about in silly high heels and talking to strange talking mushrooms

[pitry]

*snort*

Oh, I just love Six!

[lost_spook]

So do I! :-D