It's a meme!

[lost_spook]

Last night, I was sitting here, feeling bored and wanting a meme, (yeah, sad, I know, sorry, I'm saner this morning) and probably a few minutes after I switched off my computer, jjpor came up with one from someone. So, in the interests of silliness and and all that, I must pass it on:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Diisclaimer: Be kind. I am easily squicked out by even relatively harmless things.