It's a meme!

[lost_spook]

Last night, I was sitting here, feeling bored and wanting a meme, (yeah, sad, I know, sorry, I'm saner this morning) and probably a few minutes after I switched off my computer, jjpor came up with one from someone. So, in the interests of silliness and and all that, I must pass it on:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return

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[jjpor]

You know, the obvious thing that springs to mind is a nice bit of Tilly/Sgt Kennedy. Nothing more than handholding, obviously, because, well, Tilly would probably give him a black eye if he tried anything.

Failing that, the fluffiest, sweetest most soppiest Four/Romana fic you can possibly imagine. ;D

Or something involving Jack and Team Cardiff (era optional); the Torchwoodier the better...

[lost_spook]

1. You would think I actually could write that, but things have moved on too far and I'd have to wait a bit.

2. Okay, I did. I'm not surew it's sweet or fluffy, but I did. Except it went over 1000 words, so I'll have to make a new post. Stand by. (You know what Four and Romana are for talking.

3. Yes, you're right. I really, really couldn't. Or wouldn't, I suppose. But, yeah, you got me. Unless it was too short to involve swearing, sex, violence or gratuitous bleakness and random partner-swapping.

[lost_spook]

Tilly would never give Sgt Kennedy a black eye! 8-o

[jjpor]

No, no she wouldn't, because he would never try anything; they'd just sit holding hands and, awww...why can't all ship fic be that awww...? Awww... I'll stop going "awww" in a minute and just imagine the fluffiness while I'm waiting for that UNIT wedding fic you mentioned, seeing as you didn't fall for my cunning ruse to get Tilly/Kennedy fic out of you... ;D

[lost_spook]

The idea of Sgt Kennedy and Tilly sitting holding hands doesn't make me go 'awww', but whatever. ;-)

Because it's you, and because you can't exactly demand Kennedy/Tilly off anyone else, I had a think over tea and came up with this, but be grateful, because I'm not sure I approve of even this much. :-D

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“Hurry, Sergeant,” said Tilly, behind him at the entrance to the store cupboard. “They could be here at any minute, for all we know.”

He tugged at the box above his head. “It’s caught on some - some flipping thing. Maybe you could go get some steps instead of standing there, making comments

[jjpor]

I am extremely grateful, because I think that's about as close as we're going to get, and even that close is asking a lot of you! ;D

Well, I'll just sit over here going "Awww" then, until someone tells me to shut up!

[lost_spook]

Thanks.

You know what you were saying on DbyA about thinking too much? Well, after this, I spent the rest of my evening sitting with my notebook trying to write an AU where Tilly and Kennedy get together. Logic dictated that this might happen if I did what I originally planned and killed Nat off at the end of Strange Weapons, but, interesting as it was (for me), it was just kind of sad and Tilly showed even less interest in Sgt Kennedy than usual. Turns out Nat is one of the things they have in common (in very different ways, obviously).

So I'm afraid there is no hope!! :lol:

(And, no, I'm not posting that. I just wrote it to myself, wondering if it could be done.)