One of the greatest (if not the greatest itself) pleasures in my life is making snide remarks to idiots I'm serving at my job that go completely over their heads.

I'm not sure if that's awesome or pathetic.

Posted via LJ for WebOS.

Seen on a supermarket magazine rack, next to cosmo and redbook.


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Attention customers: stop using credit cards that look like they've been through a major war and expecting them to actually read without issue.

It's annoying to me, and holds up the line behind you while I fiddle with the card trying to get it to take. Most places (in fact, all of them to the best of my knowledge) replace damaged credit / debit ( Read more... )

People who block lane changes when they see a signal need to be fucking shot.

Apparently, dollar stores are the new Wal-Mart.

Trashy women (bonus points for integration: both white and black!) beating and yelling at their spawn.

Makes me grateful I work somewhere where kids are essentially banned.

On the way in to work, I pass a mechanic, and notice an Escort sedan (a '99, I think) with front end damage, as if the driver had plowed into something.

In the place where the Ford emblem is supposed to be, there was one of those annoying Jesus fish.

My first thought (which I admit to saying out loud) was : "What would Jesus do? Not crash this ( Read more... )

The reason I see so many black guys driving nice new cars is that they keep totaling them and insurance keeps replacing them ( Read more... )

Okay, so I hurt my back at work. Exactly how, I can't pinpoint. There was no specific moment I can think back to and go "oh, that's when I did it". It just got to the point where I bent at a certain angle and felt so weak in the knees I almost fell down. So, the outside department (not outsourced to India like everything else seems to be these days ( Read more... )

I hate snow. This isn't a secret. But what it's doing outside now is fucking ridiculous. I went to mail a couple of ebay packages, and it was like driving through an obstacle course. I almost lost control of my car at least five times, and almost slid past one of those stupid school bus pop-out stop signs. I saw two ambulances, too. Not to mention ( Read more... )

People need to stop driving like retards. Is it really that hard to not cut me off, use signals and accelerate reasonably fast to the speed limit? Seems almost like people have this thing for doing either 10MPH under, or 10MPH over. I've done my share of lead-footing (depending on circumstances) but for the most part, I drive at reasonable speeds ( Read more... )