WHO: Zhi and Arthur and the rest of the crew (OPEN! FEEL FREE TO POP IN, GUYS)
WHEN: Wednesday, 22nd June, in the late afternoon
WHERE: In the skies above Albion, aboard the Alexandrina
WHAT: We're about to be in your ship, raiding your dudes.

( Except for Zhi, he's grounded. )

WHO: Arthur and all the Citizens. All of them.
WHEN: May 22nd - Early Afternoon
WHERE: Fleeting Fancies Bookshop in St. Wilgefortis
WHAT: ~Grand (Re)Opening~

( Come one, come all! )

WHO: Drunk Spice, Idiot Spice and Exasperated Spice
WHEN: Sunday Night - KARAOKE NIGHT
WHERE: Club Monster
WHAT: Karaoke Night is gonna ~spice~ up your lives…or at least create damn good blackmail material.

( I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig haaaa~ )

Who: Arthur and a "modified" Alfred
When:  December 29th
Where: Myrtles House
What: Arthur isn't quite sure what to do with the child that appears at his front door. Calling himself Alfred no less, that's just ridiculous. Right?

( Why is the a child on my front step and why does he sound like that annoying Yank... )

WHO: Ivan, Natalia, Dewi, and Arthur
WHEN: Monday Night, the 13th
WHERE: Myrtle's House
WHAT: Natalia stalks her brother to the Kirkland residence, Dewi is thrilled to see her, Arthur is thrilled to see no one. Long story short: Sam and I are insane. Rules? What Rules, SHE IS A MOD.

( D.I.D. D.I.D. EVERYWHERE. )

WHO: A Savior (Emi) and a Damsel in Distress (Arthur)
WHEN: The Prime Shopping Hours of the Morn'
WHERE: The Family Jewels Department Store
WHAT: The one in which Arthur learns the hard way that Christmas Shopping is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. And Emi prevents Aisle 27 from becoming a crime scene.

( Oh! The horrors of soccer moms at Christmas! )

WHO: Albino and Eyebrow Bastard
WHEN: Sometime after Mortification and before Madness
WHERE: Eyebrow Bastard's Den
WHAT: What's a breaking and entering between two old...uh.
RATING: Please do not do this at home, children! :D

( Read more... )

WHO: A Prefect, a Rule Breaker, and the Head Boy/Girl.
WHEN: Friday (October 22) After Hours
WHERE: Juuust outside of the Head Boy/Girl’s Quarters
WHAT: A patrol turned soap opera. Forbidden Romance! Caught in the Act! Betrayal! Siblings Torn Apart! Oh and some furrowed eyebrow action too, aw yeah.

( Also, a reevaluation of a certain favourite siblings list. )

Who: All the Serpents of Hogwarts
When: Mid-to-late night October 16th
Where: The Slytherin common room
What: The civilized way to practice gluttony, wrath, pride, sloth, lust, envy and greed.
Warning: Snakes bite~

( Welcome to Galante's Inferno. )

Who: Alfred and Arthur
When:  October 11th
Where: The Myrtle House's backyard
What: Someone had to smack some sense into the boy, who better than an angry Englishman?

( Because it is epitome of maturity to shout about one's cock over and over again. )