GOOD NEWS:

So my parents are awesome.  The newest reasons why: when they come to visit, they're taking me back to Paris with them (their flight arrives/leaves there) for a day!!!  Also, since they're staying for a while here, they gained enough Mariott points to get my boyfriend a free night.  So one of the nights he's here we can go there (where ( Read more... )

 Dear Phlegm,

I remember when I first met you, all those weeks ago.  At first I thought you were clingy but eventually you loosened up and let me hang out with your friends Headache and Cough.  I liked Cough the best--which is why I think we ended up having that threeway for the last week and a half.  You, me, and Cough well...that was a recipe for ( Read more... )