Love Letter to a River of Boogers
Dear Phlegm,
I remember when I first met you, all those weeks ago. At first I thought you were clingy but eventually you loosened up and let me hang out with your friends Headache and Cough. I liked Cough the best--which is why I think we ended up having that threeway for the last week and a half. You, me, and Cough well...that was a recipe for staying up all night. Unfortunately, because of our hacking about at night, I am exhausted in the mornings and my chest hurts from all the times I swallowed you after those threeways. I've already let Cough go but I know the hardest will be to leave you. It's not you--it's my lacking immune system, and that's not your fault. I need some space......like, for about.....EVER.
Love,
Loki Iago
I remember when I first met you, all those weeks ago. At first I thought you were clingy but eventually you loosened up and let me hang out with your friends Headache and Cough. I liked Cough the best--which is why I think we ended up having that threeway for the last week and a half. You, me, and Cough well...that was a recipe for staying up all night. Unfortunately, because of our hacking about at night, I am exhausted in the mornings and my chest hurts from all the times I swallowed you after those threeways. I've already let Cough go but I know the hardest will be to leave you. It's not you--it's my lacking immune system, and that's not your fault. I need some space......like, for about.....EVER.
Love,
Loki Iago