Your heart is fit to fly out from between your breasts. Shall I tell you what your bated breath means? You are alone in a room, with a wolf. And somewhere in the back of your mind, the pit of your stomach, the base of your spine, your fear is growing. But it is not my desire that feeds it. If you only feared me, you'd be screaming right now. No. ( Read more... )

Sometimes you do things that you're not supposed to because it seemed like a benign idea at the time. Not a good idea, just not wrong. It doesn't mean you're a bad person or a particularly stupid person, at least not any more so than the guy sitting next to you on the train, or the girl you're sleeping with, or your mother. Sometimes when you're ( Read more... )

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When I was younger the priests would try to scare us with vagueness, like "If you masturbate too much you'll start to like it better than sex." As if that would make painfully shy virgins want to have less orgasms ( Read more... )

Richard Kern's videos make me feel dirty and not in a good way. For the most part, they seem like collections of desperate hearts yearning for some lazy kind of immortality, as if the act of revealing revealed anything of real value. Vulnerability is not a treasure there, it grows like grass, incessant and pointless. It lacks the abandon and quirk ( Read more... )

I asked her, "What would you do if you only had one year to live ( Read more... )

Quote of the night:

"This is the best underwear, ever. Feels like my fun zone's being tongued by a white chick."

Things I'm Not Doing Because I'm Saving Money ( Read more... )

We need to be educated about and protected against unsafe sex and unplanned parenthood. The RH Bill needs to pass, otherwise we're just going to keep fucking ourselves into perpetual poverty.

"So Paul, I hear some of the ladies in the cast think you're cute."

"Yeah, they always think that at first. But then they realize they have to walk me and get me my shots...Sooner or later I'll be older, I won't fit in their handbags anymore, and I won't be as cute when I'm chewing up the couch. You know how it is."