dodecalogue told me this one.

To get to the other side.
Why did the tachyon cross the road?

... an incomplete list I'm working on.

• The Empire struck back.
  
• Batman returned.
  
• Jesse James gets assassinated by the coward Robert Ford.
  
• They find Nemo.
  
• There is blood.
  
• They save Private Ryan.
  
• Pelham 123 gets taken.
  
• The Lost Ark gets raided.
  
• They go back to the future.
  
• They sing in the rain.
  
• It’s all about Eve.
  
• The King makes a speech.
  
• Bill gets ( Read more... )

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Southwest Air has an open seating policy, but you get assigned a card based on when you check in for your flight. Holders of "A" cards are seated first, followed by "B" and "C ( Read more... )

Having this kind of a day today ...


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Stephen, at Live Granades, asks:

What would a lolcat story look like? What if lolcats had a TV channel? What kind of shows would be on it?

The answer is clear: they would show Star Trek.

Voila: "WE HAS TROUBLES AND ALSO TRIBBLES." Click the pic for the episode, told via a series of lolcat macros.


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• pancake-making for crackheads, a photomontage (ganked from beansbouf)
  
  
• the lolrus has a bucket (I might be the last person on earth to see this) ... and some follow-up lolrus/bucket macros
  
  
• TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL (a gallery of Leonidas macros)
  
  
• The Neverending Party, from Robot Chicken, still making me laugh weeks later

But for now,


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Baaaaaaaaaaaad kids!