really, really obvious movie spoilers

[littlebluedog]

... an incomplete list I'm working on.

• The Empire struck back.
  
• Batman returned.
  
• Jesse James gets assassinated by the coward Robert Ford.
  
• They find Nemo.
  
• There is blood.
  
• They save Private Ryan.
  
• Pelham 123 gets taken.
  
• The Lost Ark gets raided.
  
• They go back to the future.
  
• They sing in the rain.
  
• It’s all about Eve.
  
• The King makes a speech.
  
• Bill gets killed.
  
• They stand by him.