The liquornimals had a problem. Their town, their lovely little hideaway from the ever expanding population of humanity, had been overrun with the things. One had to only listen to the Malt Rats' reports of their encounters to know that this was a problem ( Read more... )

The Vodka Goose was proposed by Pippi Longstocking, Nadia Santos, and Walter Dornez at a Valentines Day dance in fandomhigh. Alas, because the Vodka Goose was less interesting sounding than the Rum Chinchilla, no one bothered to go looking for the Vodka Goose ( Read more... )