The liquornimals had a problem. Their town, their lovely little hideaway from the ever expanding population of humanity, had been overrun with the things. One had to only listen to the Malt Rats' reports of their encounters to know that this was a problem ( Read more... )

The Schnapps Rabbit is the most obviously liquored of the liquornimals. It lists constantly to the left as it hops about, and can sometimes even be heard slurrily chanting as it goes: "Hippity hoppity, hoppity hippity!" It's almost as skittish around people as the Tequila Cow is, though it'd be better at avoiding people if it didn't fall over ( Read more... )