The liquornimals had a problem. Their town, their lovely little hideaway from the ever expanding population of humanity, had been overrun with the things. One had to only listen to the Malt Rats' reports of their encounters to know that this was a problem ( Read more... )

The Tequila Cow is the original liquornimal . . . in that it was thought up first, by the lovely and talented Joshua Hamel, at a party in Gainesville, Florida.  Get the boy drunk enough, and he'll tell you the whole story.  Get him in a room of drunk enough people, and you might get an interpretive dance along with the recitation. . . .

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