2.5 days at daycare, and the babies brought home colds for themselves, and the flu for me. FML.

I'm selling them to Cirque de Soleil.

*returns to bed to curl up under stack of blankets and shiver myself to death*

I don't even know where to start. Maybe I need to be three people--one to go to work, one to do all the at-home, kid-and-house-and-family stuff, and one to be able to post to my journal and let everyone know why I've disappeared off the face of the planet. I'm gonna go with bullet points, because as much as I'd rather do more than the 30 second ( Read more... )