I've recently finished my series of HPV vaccinations and went in to get a pap and IUD consultation.  The doc took one look and said, "I'll just get the small speculum."  She poked around a bit and remarked that both my cervix and uterus were on the right side of my body.  Apparently also in an awkward place because I had to do various things with ( Read more... )

JOE, WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK JUDITH?? SHE WANTS TO FUCK YOU ( Read more... )

Yes, this is a follow-up of the previous dream because after I awoke from my dead guy sex dream, I had another, different one. Also, I think, lucid. I seemed to be making a lot of decisions in it ( Read more... )

Actually, that might have been my only sex dream. But it was so fucken bizarre and I may or may not have been lucid during it. The dream might have just had the illusion of lucidity ( Read more... )

I'm sure Freud would have all kinds of fun psychoanalyzing me and telling me I'm sublimating or repressing buried emotions ( Read more... )

(hampster_cowboy, you should be glad you're missing this ( Read more... )

Nine hours at work ( Read more... )

Yeah, so a couple weeks ago I broke out in horrific rashes all over my body. I went to a doc and they put me on steroids and some super-strength anti-itch cream to tone it down. They said I was allergic to something mysterious ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK. I moved my "office" into the dining room because I thought that maybe working in the same place I sleep was a bad idea for mental association (workspace vs sleep/relaxing space). Also, it's where the TV is and where everyone congregates to watch it or hang out ( Read more... )

Criminal Minds came on and I looked up and saw Jonathan Frakes playing a pedophile doctor. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO ( Read more... )