WTF, my body's been kidnapped by aliens
Criminal Minds came on and I looked up and saw Jonathan Frakes playing a pedophile doctor. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO??
Also, my body is all kinds of fucked up right now. I was horribly ill before Christmas and have been in a constant state of "recovery" since. I'm losing mass as my "sexy jeans" that are supposed to mold to my ass have become "comfortable" and I even sleep in them.
I think my weeks of zombie-like existence of napping, eating, tinkering on the computer, and working has somehow accelerated my body's timeline. I'm rapidly aging! My cycle normally comes at the end/beginning of the month...but it came almost two weeks early before Christmas. I remember because I yelled "WHAT THE FUCK??" when I went to the bathroom and my sisters laughed. Last night, I happened to be up late (3am) and went to the bathroom before turning in for bed and was FLOORED when I looked down and thought, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY BODY??" It's like, it was early before and even if I timed it based on my whacked out period, it's early AGAIN. I'm not a metronome...but general estimations usually apply.
Also, both times, the consistency of the beginning discharge has been OFF, like strangely mucousy and thick like my body isn't hydrated enough for my blood to be liquidy. It's freaking me out. It's not how I should be starting off.
I'm pretty in-tune with my body and since using the Diva Cup, I'm becoming familiar with my cycle's consistency for its duration. To go from end-of-the-month to not-quite-mid-month in two cycles tells me something is fucked up.
I just want my body back.
Also, my body is all kinds of fucked up right now. I was horribly ill before Christmas and have been in a constant state of "recovery" since. I'm losing mass as my "sexy jeans" that are supposed to mold to my ass have become "comfortable" and I even sleep in them.
I think my weeks of zombie-like existence of napping, eating, tinkering on the computer, and working has somehow accelerated my body's timeline. I'm rapidly aging! My cycle normally comes at the end/beginning of the month...but it came almost two weeks early before Christmas. I remember because I yelled "WHAT THE FUCK??" when I went to the bathroom and my sisters laughed. Last night, I happened to be up late (3am) and went to the bathroom before turning in for bed and was FLOORED when I looked down and thought, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY BODY??" It's like, it was early before and even if I timed it based on my whacked out period, it's early AGAIN. I'm not a metronome...but general estimations usually apply.
Also, both times, the consistency of the beginning discharge has been OFF, like strangely mucousy and thick like my body isn't hydrated enough for my blood to be liquidy. It's freaking me out. It's not how I should be starting off.
I'm pretty in-tune with my body and since using the Diva Cup, I'm becoming familiar with my cycle's consistency for its duration. To go from end-of-the-month to not-quite-mid-month in two cycles tells me something is fucked up.
I just want my body back.