[She sounds meek, afraid, and trying desperately to hide the fact that she's foreign.Does anyone know the path in the forest? The big forest, the one that heads into the hills? I lost my traveling companion some ways back. My brother. We got separated when something spooked his horse real bad, and now he's in the woods somewheres. He's all I got, ( Read more... )

[Coatlicue knows she looks frightful, so has stayed in Coyolxauhqui's cabin for most of the flood. She's finally decided to make a brief appearance, and sits in front of the camera with legs crossed ( Read more... )

[Good afternoon, Barge! La Calavera Catrina, the very elegant skull, gives a cheery wave to the camera. She's been leaving Mexican marigolds everywhere she wanders, singing and dancing and generally being a festive, enthusiastic, party-going dead person ( Read more... )

[Video: Good afternoon, Barge! There's one pissed-off Goddess staring at you all. She looks like she might have just spent the last hour or so trying to kill someone without success.]

Every time I leave him... [Camera pans and there's a brief glimpse of a sulking Time Lord.] Every time I walk away, I fall to the floor. I am pulled to the floor. ( Read more... )

I suddenly desire companionship, but first must insist that I am a strong and independent woman who needs no one.

And now I am sad. I realize the company I keep in my life is not enough. I need more.

And chocolate. I need chocolate.

[Coyolxauhqui starts off her voice post by humming and singing - something about the man keeping her down and being "one" with nature.

Oh, and she's clearly high as a kite too.]

I think everyone should think about their animal spirit guide. It will get everyone in the mood for when we take you out in the canoes. If you are an eagle, you will ( Read more... )