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So, apparently that Butterball in your fridge is part of a massive secret Muslim conspiracy to impose evil Shari'a law on America.  Through poultry.  Yeah.


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So a Catholic and Presbyterian church are down the street from each other.  You know what this means - SIGN WARS!

( A+++++ CATHOLICS, WOULD LOL AGAIN )

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So in case y'all didn't hear - Islam is on trial today in the U.S. House of Representatives. Because Repubs are SO CONCERNED about jobs and the deficit that they put a whole fucking religion on trial over concerns about extremism, as if that issue doesn't exist ANYWHERE else ( Read more... )

To:  Bill O'Reilly
From:  Me
Date:  01/07/11
Subject:  Fucking Tides - How Do They Work?!

It's called Lunar Gravitational Pull, moron.


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...my true love gave to me a whole freakin' LIST of all the holidays that occur that between Thanksgiving and New Years', which I will pass on to anyone else who tries to pull that War-On-Christmas-Don't-Say-Happy-Holidays-Because-It's-Just-Christmas b/s with me this year.


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Fierce bitches being fierce, while in hijab.


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Firstly - France can go fuck itself sideways with a splintered 2x4.

Secondly - (Female) Dem candidate Krystal Ball in VA is having to defend herself over "scandalous" (she's still fully clothed) photos from when she was younger, when Scott Brown stripped down to nothing for Cosmo and no one gave a rat's ass.

O.  O i c.